"Get that fresh taco-y feeling."
The Taco Cleanse is the latest diet fad to come to our attention - and it involves eating tacos for every meal, every single day.
Before you write it off as one big, delicious laugh - you should know the diet wasn't just imagined by some taco die-hards looking for an excuse to binge on their favourite food.
It was actually concocted by scientists! Sure, they are self-titled "Vegan taco scientists", but scientists, none the less.
"While the typical cleanse works by depriving you of your favorite foods, the plant-based Taco Cleanse rewards your body with what it naturally craves: tortillas, refried beans, guacamole!" boasts The Taco Cleanse cook book.
According to its creators, this is how it works:
"A taco consumed within three hours of waking, colloquially called a ‘breakfast taco,’ has been anecdotally proven to erase the ill effects of the previous night’s toxic indulgence. A midday taco frequently results in more positive physical effects. The spicy taco consumed prior to sleep stimulates the nocturnal imagination and has been used by taco spiritualists to induce prophetic dreams.”
The Taco Cleanse lasts for 30 days and is entirely vegan.
Meals involve flour and corn tortillas or waffles, fillings like beer-battered mushrooms and vegan meat alternatives, even Margaritas.
Wait, you can cleanse while eating tacos AND drinking cocktails?
Finally, the diet of our dreams.