A contestant on UK reality show 'Come Dine With Me' totally lost it at the episode's winner - and we can't stop watching.
It's the stuff of reality TV dreams.
The latest episode of reality cooking show Come Dine With Me UK captured the perfect combination of bitch-fests, tantrums, and the totally far-out antics of complete and utter lunatics.
You know when there's a contest and you secretly hope the loser has a full on public meltdown? Well, that happened.
Come Dine With Me runner-up, Peter Marsh, gave the triumphant Jane a good, ol' verbal lashing - even comparing her to a dump truck!
"Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Jane," he began.
"You ruined my night completely just so you could get the money. I hope now you will spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of reversing dump truck without any tyres on."
It's basically Shakespeare.
Fellow competitor, Charlotte (Bless her), interjected with a meek: "I don't know what you mean," before Marsh then turned on her with a quick stab: "Well, you wouldn't, would you? Let's be honest, there's nobody in there love."
Marsh finished his rant by telling Jane to take her money and get off his property, which she responded to by gleefully hugging the other contestants.
Come Dine With Me UK airs on Foxtel's LifeStyle Channel.