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Ivan

Massacre-ised Fish, Ivan Style


Ingredients

  • 1 Fish not silverfish
  • 1 Zucchini
  • Pineapple
  • assorted Herbs

Method

  1. Brutally destroy your fish beyond acceptable cuisine standards. Worry about it later. Ensure you rip out guts, scales, backbone and any sense of respectability.
  2. In a small pan, fry up a heap of herbs and stuff. Whatever you got that seems to work. I think I used some chilli and chives and sunflower seeds and so on. There was garlic in there too. And booze… But I didn't get to drink any of the booze… grr
  3. When your herby stuff is ready (about 1 stubby's time), stick it inside your fish. Through the mouth is not a practical method. Bung the whole thing in foil and stick on barbie.
  4. Take a zucchini and stuff it with other stuff, like tomato and veggies and so on. Cook it on the barbeque correctly. I can give very little advice as to how this is done. I've no notion myself.
  5. Soak up a few slices of pineapple in rum and nutmeg. Whack this on the grill right near the end. Yum.
  6. When everything is overcooked, chuck it all in the bin, crack open a slab and slap on a few steaks. Or order a pizza.
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